By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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redbluegreen 40

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

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BrittneySaysFTW 0

Hmm..and the next time you guys are laying together in bed shes going to say, "Can you feel that? Its not the remote."

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smileygirl1234 0

oh i just wanted to say you have nice smile and pretty eyes:)

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alyssydoll 0

she sounds MADD sexy lml gimme her I wanna bag!!

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Hayllee 4

Hopefully she hasn't already shaved it, or she will have the most disgusting beard in a couple years. She should cream bleach or something, or she'll end up like my aunt.

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ChelseaRaeS 7

Phineas and Ferb haha

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piepieburger 0

And then you put her hands on your chest and exclaim, "Can you feel my boobs coming in?" Then you'd be even. :)

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megaanlovesmusic 1

Bleckk .. i think it's timee to get a new gf unless u love her excentricness :)

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