By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
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anjyu22 0

Uh, are you sure? That sounds like a pretty outrageous, not to mention easily disproven excuse to just invent.

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Vagrarian 2

Get all excited about the puppies and tell her how much you want to see them. Talk about how you've been thinking about getting a dog. Ask and ask her about coming to see the puppies until she fesses up. OK, you may have forgotten....or she's a ***** for making such a lame excuse. If she fesses up and admits she doesn't have a dog, just say, "Yeah, I knew that. We're through, you lying bitch." And mean it. Someone who makes up a lame excuse like that is not worth your time or anyone else's time.

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vamidus 0

she knows you know she doesn't have a dog. it's a hint. take it and move along.

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Tromboneguy29 0

Haha I agree with 15

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flyintonite 0

If she doesn't have a dog than pregnant dog = another man. Simple as that. If you've been going steady for awhile that sucks but if not eh, and if you went on a "date" with a girl and assume your automatically dating you deserve it.

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antman00 0

This site's really going downhill. Not because of the FMLs being posted, but all the people in the comments crying 'FAKE' or if it has anything to do with sex '****'.

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Unregistered 0

this site is really going downhill because of ******* retards like you how think they are funny voting in shitty stories why dont you go to MLIA where they accept the same generic crap

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riku3220 2

I agree with 21. The site is supposed to be about a minor inconvenience of your day, not a life altering event such as getting 2 limbs cut off shortly after being told you were HIV positive and had cancer in 4 different places.

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BritishHobo 0

I agree, most people in the comments are not funny or not original. If I hear another 'make me a sammich' joke I'm gonna track them down and punch their face. This FML made me laugh, and that's the point of it, that's the point of all of them.

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blastvortex 3

Get a clue, OP. After that, get a new girlfriend.

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flashback.miss 28

come up with new material boy

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shadowkiss13 0

i agree she couldve at least said her dog just died or that she was sick! haha sorry but thats just funny

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textasy2000 0

are you sure it wasnt a cat? look at the post like 5 newer then yours

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rairai897 0

but look at both of them, one is from indiana and the other is from california, so probably not each other

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