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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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Understandable

By whytetrash - 02/11/2012 05:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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liindsey 25

Tuesday 22 December 2009 11:47

Well hopefully you confronted her.

anjyu22 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 11:58

Uh, are you sure? That sounds like a pretty outrageous, not to mention easily disproven excuse to just invent.

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Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 5:25

Your girlfriend sounds like a bitch, so maybe she was talking about herself. You'd better hope the "puppies" aren't yours.

Thunderbender 2

Wednesday 23 December 2009 5:40

Ok no way in hell. One of the these has go to be fake, either this one or the FML 5 posts above it.

GAYbrial 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:40

This one is older then the fml five above so if one was false it would be the newer one (the cat version) The op could think she doesn't have a dog because he has been to her house and seen no dog but as others have suggested the dog may be a family pet and live with another member of the family. OP - Unless the date was a really expensive one at a fancy restauraunt then sorry your date was cancelled but life happens.

fa11en 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:09

Ask for one of the puppies, get her tons of puppy books, get her dog a bunch of toys ect. Make her feel guilty.

Luna0709 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:20

what a breakup hint lol

getwild 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 9:43

lol ouch just end it?

ayana403 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 7:24

take the hint. Don't be pathetic and bitch about it.

darkxlight 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 14:32

Be a man not her bitch,dump the bitch.you understand how bit of a wuss u sound like wen u let her step all over u like tht?if u know its not for a good reason dump her.

neongurl98 10

Friday 29 July 2011 18:00

Awww, she's worried! Stop being selfish and quit worrying about the fact that she doesn't even have a dog! (SARCASM INQUIRED!)

loginword123 0

Monday 5 March 2012 4:02

Well a dog somewhere was having puppies!

TopHatNinja68 6

Thursday 23 January 2014 5:15

Wut if she got one huu

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