Love: Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward... - FML

By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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Understandable

By whytetrash - 02/11/2012 05:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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liindsey 25

Tuesday 22 December 2009 11:47

Well hopefully you confronted her.

anjyu22 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 11:58

Uh, are you sure? That sounds like a pretty outrageous, not to mention easily disproven excuse to just invent.

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ColdGold 6

Tuesday 22 December 2009 20:39

Well, maybe she has a cat and the cat had kittens. Did you ever think of that?

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 21:50

maybe she does and you're just a horrible boyfriend who never noticed, maybe she even gave one of the puppies to your little sister for her birthday

Stotan1228 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 22:21

ouch

ziqi92 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 22:32

even though this says "dog," i seriously think this fml and the other one with the kitties are related...

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:06

haha. I thought the same thing. ^_^

Fcuk__mylyfe 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:05

indiana, California, yup. Skype date

dspadres 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:10

Maybe by dog she meant her butt and by puppies she meant diarrhea. cha cha cha.

Stotan1228 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:12

haha that was awesome.

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:23

#42 FTW! But seriously, OP: are you sure? Someone above you in the FMLs said her boyfriend of 5 years forgot she had a cat and broke up with her...so I'm just sayin'...think hard. :D

Thunderbender 2

Wednesday 23 December 2009 5:43

Win #42

Cheerbaby016 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:49

hahahaha niceeeee

snafu57 1

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:39

he who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else (or she in this case)

wh4t3v3R 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 4:30

As a dude, I have to disagree. Leting you down easy: "You seem nice, but I'm not into you." Screwing with you: "Yeah lets totally date! I want you so much! How bout this weekend? Cancel your other plans and make reservations somewhere ritzy. Oh my cat is having kittens How bout next week?...Oh my dog is having puppies! How bout next week?..." My girlfriend does that to guys all the time, it's just mean. FYL, OP.

usagicookies 1

Wednesday 23 December 2009 4:36

Sucks if she is lying, but it's entirely possible she is getting one of the puppies. Why don't you ask her instead of complaining about it on the internet?

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