Weak

By Heavybreather - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Athens

Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 871
You deserved it 1 129

Same thing different taste

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They probably think you REALLY had to go

Maybe you should stick to the elevator.

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They probably think you REALLY had to go

With your breathing, they probably thought you were jerking off.

heftysmash253 6

Sounds like you're piss out of shape

heftysmash253 6

Sounds like you're in pissy shape

Piss before climbing 5 flights of stairs???

Less weight to haul up the steps... I like how you think.

I think it's time to hit the Gym, hiking trails, if you can't do 5 floor, it seems a very unhealthy lifestyle. Start doing a little hiking, jogging, and running or gym, one step at the time. By the end of the year, 5 flights of stairs to 50 flights of stairs won't be enough for you:) good luck!

Viewerv 2

Time to work on cardio! I recommend swimming. Great on joints and good for lungs!