Love: Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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By BleakExpectations - 12/03/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years revealed he'd got me a complete collection of Charles Dickens' novels for £3 from a charity shop. He was particularly proud as he said it meant he could give me one for Christmas and my birthday each year, thus avoiding having to buy me presents for the next 15+ years. FML

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By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By Bookworm - 18/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought that a few candles in our room would create a cozy and romantic atmosphere. Especially the one on the bookshelf. That candle damaged only one book - it was signed by my great professor, who's long gone. She doesn't understand why I can't just buy a new copy and deal with it. FML

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You deserved it 113

By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 12:00

Today, my brother inherited a book from our grandmother that, in his ignorance, he donated to a charity shop because he’s “not a big reader”. I raced to buy it back, but someone had already bought it. The book in question: a mint condition, 1954 first edition Lord of the Rings, valued at £5000. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

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oj101 33

Friday 28 December 2012 8:59

Muggles... What do you expect from them?

Mirorbo 26

Friday 28 December 2012 9:04

WHY do people think it's okay to get rid of things that do not belong to them without the owner's consent?!

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googleboy 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 21:34

I think after reading the last line.. A part of me died inside.. I m so sorry..hope u get it back.. If not use the crutiatis curse on the bitch

xsarax_fml 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 22:11

i would do anything to get them back! not to sell them but if you're like me then harry potter had a big role in your life! she's wrong for giving away anything of yours without asking, especially something this priceless!

K_V_M12 1

Monday 31 December 2012 0:49

That foul loathsome evil little cockroach!!!!

Skymone 6

Monday 31 December 2012 1:25

Normally, I'm against people saying "Dump her!" to such fmls, but you do NOT mess with Harry Potter!

Jennielee 6

Monday 31 December 2012 16:51

Where did she donate them? :D

oceanrain 4

Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:54

Why couldn't she let you take care of getting rid of your own books?

AnimeCookie 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 22:03

Signed by pornstars.

ReRage 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 18:37

Crucio that heifer!

lozzza999 11

Sunday 6 January 2013 7:24

I actually felt a bit emotional when I read this...I need to get out more

SaySayGurl 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:30

I would cut a bitch. No one messes with mah harry potter...but that's just me.

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