What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?

By Markeesha - 15/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Eaton

Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!

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RichardPencil 30

Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!

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chris_lillo 15

Exactly what I was thinking

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Glowworm56 26

Are you sure you've never been married? Maybe the state erased your memories of your spouse.

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RichardPencil 30

Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!

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tenniemo 19

I desperately need more information and a follow up.

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real life problems 26

How about some information about you and a follow up

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Koios 30

Well that wasn't creepy at all

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GMSP 18

Just wait until your citizenship is revoked from a country you've never been to.

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d3rpb0t 10

Identity theft: Leap-frogging from the single life to marriage and back faster than a Kardashian.

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tounces7 27

Do your parents not like you, and this is their way of cutting ties?

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Mungolikecandy 19

On the bright side your secret stalker is breaking up with you.

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hellboy5099 18

Soon we will see an FML like this " i was officially divorced a week ago but i never received the divorce papers .FML"

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