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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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Baby daddy

By Unculturedsimp - 19/05/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 806

By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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Buckle up

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 02:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

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On the sauce

By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 224

razoray9 22

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:33

Well, does it work? How do you have lucid dreams?

YaBoiSeabass 15

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:38

Well now you can have three ways with Alexis Texas and Mia Khalifa

Comments

R3B3LL3R 4

Sunday 31 July 2016 6:58

wow, i just had a dream that i cheated on my boyfriend and trust me i felt horrible about having that dream, and also im glad you didnt have one, too bad your ex was a bit over the top unreasonable. Hope you find someone who dreams lucidly too!

corky1992 33

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:20

if she's that insecure then you're probably better off

fhksuaifk 16

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:38

Hey if she's that batshit, at least you got rid of her.

Cdwoods 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 8:15

i remember teaching myself last year. good luck!

katluvr 22

Sunday 31 July 2016 8:49

In all honesty it sounds like you got out just in time.

Forrice 11

Sunday 31 July 2016 11:10

Seems like you dodged a bullet... one less crazy woman in your life

puppies4life 10

Sunday 31 July 2016 17:45

Dodged a bullet there

lydthesquid 1

Sunday 31 July 2016 20:21

STORY TIME: I trained myself to have lucid dreams, so in a dream of mine I realised I was dreaming. It felt very weird for me to know I was dreaming therefore I shouted to all the people in my dream that I was dreaming and received crazy looks from them all.