By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.

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Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Hating Harry Potter is one thing, but breaking up just because you've never READ the books? That's just ridiculous on her part. FYL, OP!

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ohhoho 2

How could you have avoided Harry Potter for the 10+ years everyone else was ranting about?

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ExpertOfDerps 4

Well, if I don't give a **** about something, I avoid it quite easily.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Every mindless sheep on here is downvoting any comment that doesn't state they like Hairy Pothead. Not everyone has the same interests as everyone else. I personally, strongly dislike Hairy Pothead, and I never will like it. Dumping someone over that is just dumb as ****.

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DancerGirl123321 0

I'd dump you too! Harry Potter is incredible.

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cutiepie343 7

How come I say the same thing but worded differently, and get thumbed down?

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brianjman14 22

Don't worry. This person will probably get thumbed down, too. Sometimes, before a someone gets bombarded with thumbs downs, they may get a few thumbs up before it. Now shut up and don't ask why you get thumbed down and just deal with it. Asking only makes it worse.

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nickkingcool 0

bcause they are he-she-women beaters

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ExpertOfDerps 4

Perhaps fangirls skipped your stupid comment where the sane people had already done justice, and came down to the newer comments to upvote even stupider comments.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Get started with reading those books!

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frosh2 9

Harry potter is the ******* bomb!! YDI op!

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brianjman14 22

You're better off without her OP, if she likes Harry Potter.

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DeathBunny218 37

I hope this was the logic behind most of the YDI votes. If not those people are idiots.

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ExpertOfDerps 4

56 - The logic behind most of the YDIs is like any typical teenage fangirl: "OMG, YOU GO GURL, HARRY POTTER IS, LIKE, SO AWESOME <3". This is one of the only FMLs where idiots have done most of the ratings.

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Clamcreepy 7

Damn is Harry potter that important? Good thing you wasn't married to this chick

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