By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.

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LightBulbSunset 3

Probably wasn't the main reason or only reason she dumped you

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Blazar420 15

There are countless better fantasy series out there than Harry Potter. Just like there are countless better vampire/werewolf flicks than Twilight. I can't wait until these two series are a thing of the past to be quite honest. 7 and 8 year old girls should not be obsessed over a sparkly emo kid. WTF is wrong with people these days? As far as Harry potter goes, my ex wife read the books aloud to our children countless times so I have heard them all many times and was never that impressed. It's a good story and certainly infinitely classier than Twilight, it is just a story and OP is probably better off without her if that is what she values most in life.

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theonlysweetpea 10

She seems like a very reasonable woman. NOT! Be glad that twit is out of your life. Harry Potter is okay (better before everyone else liked it) but not effing important. Life is more than a J.K. Rowling (sp?) series... smh FYL

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ExpertOfDerps 4

I think I've partially lost faith in all of humanity.

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mccutie936 6

Let me know when humanity starts hating Harry Potter and then we'll talk about losing faith.

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cocodecoeur 12

Hope you didn't said that the films are way much better.....

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brandiea 0

Well Harry Potter is awesome, so...yeah. Plz tell me u didn't read twilight instead!?

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Madzison 5

Obviously if she is really into it she would find it difficult to date someone who wasn't, my ex had no interest in HP and I hated it (NOT the reason we broke up). Stop calling this girl a 12 year old juvenile, some people are just very picky and would prefer to be with someone who shared their interests.

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Lubpynk 0

It's just about a story. There are more things to be interested in together. Besides your not suppose to be 100% like your partner, everyone is different. You need to have some different hobbies and likes.

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btownjhawk 10

Sorry, that's not picky. That's shallow. And it doesn't matter how old she is if she is *acting* like a 12 year old girl.

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