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By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 787

You deserved it 59 111

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 45 851

Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing

By fuck Harry Potter! - 28/03/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML

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You deserved it 402

By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 446

You deserved it 1 405

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 102

You deserved it 4 477

By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 120

You deserved it 8 923

Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 662

You deserved it 1 716

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 434

You deserved it 4 426

By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 134

You deserved it 2 430

By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 370

You deserved it 1 337

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 943

You deserved it 98

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:14

Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:39

183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.

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olliewn 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:33

Why the **** has this got more YDI than FYL? What is wrong with the world!

yourXwillh8me 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:40

sounds like you dodged a land mine, OP.

PYLrulz 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:47

If you bullshitted her into the relationship claiming you liked Harry Potter, only to be caught in a lie, YDI

docscientist 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:49

The fanboyism is palpable.

apocalyptic_1125 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:50

YDI.

48Connor 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:50

Or you could tell her to go f herself.. Just a thought.

shorty_gurlie 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:51

Believe in magic, you muggle!

slip44knot 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:57

harry potter

everst75 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 14:04

Good thing you found out now

minagiv 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 14:04

That's valid.

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