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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

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By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By not the bad guy - 25/11/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my ex is bad-mouthing me, saying I dumped her because she got fat. That’s not true. I left because she completely gave up on life, no matter how much I tried to help. Not only did I get her gym membership, I even paid out of pocket for a mental health professional. That’s not cheap. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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ColCyclone 17

Monday 29 February 2016 11:19

she did you a favor. Can't imagine the relationship would have been great anyway with her personality

JosephKorso 15

Monday 29 February 2016 11:17

Look, if she was only with you to feel better about herself, it's much better this way.

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LilBTheBasedGod 5

Monday 29 February 2016 13:51

She wasn't worth your time bro

Toksik_Kid 14

Monday 29 February 2016 13:55

You picked the right choice congrats on ur accomplishment

FranckGonzalz 16

Monday 29 February 2016 14:07

Screw her, btw I felt happy reading this; I feel great respect for the people who accomplish these types of goals

MrsHumanFrog 19

Monday 29 February 2016 14:19

I put yls, but honestly, Go You!!! Congrats on getting healthier and on losing a negative person.

Cerebral_Origami 5

Monday 29 February 2016 14:56

Wow! Sorry about the girlfriend but congrats on the weight loss!! Being obese myself I know how hard that is!

Masift 21

Monday 29 February 2016 15:22

you're much better off op, you don't want to be with someone as selfish as her. Kudos on losing all that weight though, seriously nice job, that's not easy!

pedinhuh 23

Monday 29 February 2016 15:48

You are much better off the weight and her now. Now enjoy your new look and go get some girls

haggis98 12

Monday 29 February 2016 15:48

U done good

RageWolf16 31

Monday 29 February 2016 16:06

Ok she sounds like a shallow asshole, you're better off. And congrats on the weight loss, 84 pounds is really impressive and I hope you stick to your healthier habits!

travishalogod 4

Monday 29 February 2016 16:19

I had the same issue. I lost 110 and started winning bodybuilding competitions. She was still 150 pounds over weight and told me she can't be naked around me because my fit body made her feel bad about herself. She then left me for another guy a month before our wedding. You dodged a bullet