By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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vballgirly28 16

That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

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helpfulwhale 12

She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

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thegreycat_fml 12

...Either she's lying about why or she needs help. I hope she's lying.

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Ins0mau 20

I don't think she's actually ******* her cat.

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jecka 9

Sorry to hear that. She shouldn't be breaking up with you through text message first of all.

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DJEddieXZ 9

And that's when the crazy cat lady stuff begins...

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superman3212 8

the hell u doin on ur exes facebook anyway? ya just broke up. nuthin good is gonna happen on facebook -_- YDI.

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TheCerealKiller 24

I've done the same thing. Except I didn't dump anyone for my cat. I just made him a Facebook and put myself in a relationship with him because I have no love life.

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writerchic85 25

Male cats have barbed penises. Tell her to have fun with that.

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LyricaSilvan 29

If she's seriously willing to say she's in a relationship with her cat, I think you may have dodged a bullet.

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