By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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vballgirly28 16

That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

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helpfulwhale 12

She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

This must be the same guy who "went on vacation with his dad".

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qwertyu_ioplk 9

sounds like you're better off without her

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Cockblocked by a cat.

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Wizzlbang 10

I'd personally take the low road and make snide ********** comments, "isn't his tongue a bit rough for that?", etc, but you're probably better than that. Or I hope you are.

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Xotoolyxo 16

She's going to be a cat lady by choice, you can do better OP.

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Cazz91 21

Are you sure it really was for no real reason OP? Maybe she just wasn't completely honest with her reason or didn't want to tell you why. Either way, if she can't give you a truthful reason you're better off without someone like that regardless.

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Burgleflickle 8

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz.... "HA-HA!"

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