By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Vehicle 1

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?

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BekBek_fml 17

Would you still want your ex if she wasn't a doctor? Get over it, move on. You're the one who made the mistake.

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hollywoodt1ts 15

I think you shouldn't watch so many chick flicks.

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acid_moose 7

Okay, so first you leave your fiance for someone else, then you come here bitching and moaning because she's earning more than you?!

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blackwidowtaco 31

Karma just bit you right square in the dick!

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JoelsLastNight 18

If you didnt love her why do you care. You were obviously over her and wanted someone different sounds to me like your a wnkr and this girl your with is unlucky. Because all you care about is money you complete lsr. That is all :p

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cwl727 32

I hope you are not trying to get us to feel bad for you because it is not going to be work.

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evildemonchild 18

I normally would put FYL but YDI 1000.1% .-.

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