Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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punkylemon 4

Monday 27 December 2010 16:17

You ******* Desereved it Jackass.

Vehicle 1

Monday 27 December 2010 16:18

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?

Comments

V1TAM1N_MAN413 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 21:11

If your fiancee ever sees you again, stay away, she'll most definitely punch you in the face!

V1TAM1N_MAN413 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 21:13

Who leaves a doctor for a WALMART employee? Can you spell DUMB?

lsousa 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 3:29

karma! !!!

dansco 24

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:33

Karma's a bitch lol

PyroVampyre 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:15

You ******* deserve that kick in the dick, asshole.

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 31 December 2010 10:54

Wow! You totally deserve it! and you fail at life..the first one was willing to get married and spend her life with you, and this chick didn't even have enough respect for you to talk to you in person for the break-up. Douche.

tubal069 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:38

Yeah looks like you bet on the wrong horse. You could weasel you way back into her life with promises of discounts on scrubs or other needed medical supplies...retard!

nightNday 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:56

grass is not always greener on the other side... smh..

palmasd 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:30

totally deserved it sucker!!

bethany_camille 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:37

I hope your ex girlfriend gave you an STD and you'll go into the clinic and you ex fiancé will be there and be like "sooo... still working at Wal-Mart I see" and then she'll punch you in the face and it will hurt because she is wearing her new engagement ring with a huge diamond that she got from a guy who doesn't fail at life like you! >:) buahahahahaha!! DOUCHE!