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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 572

By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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You deserved it 3 016

By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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You deserved it 4 765

Chick magnet

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left town for a month to visit family. Meanwhile, the young woman I hired at my restaurant just got back from vacation with her natural hair color restored. It’s the same color as my girlfriend’s hair, and she made a pass at me. FML

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You deserved it 473

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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OopsyDoodle 6

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:03

still blonde on the inside though.

Cyrus00 41

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:04

Once a blonde, always a blonde...

Comments

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:35

Attempt at artificial intelligence failed

thedeadpool 6

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:40

I guess that "artificial intelligence" joke is bullshit.

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 19 August 2015 12:34

Do you want some pepper to go with that salt?

FemskyD 26

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:44

Colour The Hair any it wont hide her true colours ;)

PencilTips 19

Tuesday 18 August 2015 18:04

Ironic isn't it?

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:58

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence

beeferjay 34

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:12

you cheated on the current brunette with the past blonde version, like time cop

mynameischarles 13

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:39

"WTF OP. WHO WAS IT? I. DONT. HAVE. BLOnde hair... Oh."

koganti 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:57

ha-ha ....lol

geo332 5

Tuesday 18 August 2015 18:02

Sounds like going blonde was the right choice for. She can't hide it forever.

RavenTheFoxx 16

Tuesday 18 August 2015 18:09

Maybe this is a good time to tell her: Honey, youre blonde.

MarkEternal02 19

Tuesday 18 August 2015 18:24

Reminds me of the blonde joke, "What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette." The answer is artificial intelligence. Dang 15 beat me to the joke.