Health: Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle....

By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Today, my daughter had her gall bladder removed after just having liver surgery, my girlfriend tripped and fell, breaking several toes and possibly her ankle, and I got almost no sleep between my night shifts. FML

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Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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BrandonG_fml 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:04

Horton hears domestic violence.

green_eyes124 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:09

Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )

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restythestar 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:20

her friend bit her? what is she? 9 yo?

ddirkkk 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:24

I can't stand it when people judge others without hearing their side of the story/:

mightymart 5

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:35

**** what the stupid nurses think ! its their problem if they draw conclusions without knowing anything about what happened!

blaze_1492 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:59

Is this how you make friends?

Mr_holiday 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 11:11

Ha ha did she "fall" after she took too long getting you your 8th beer and forgot to have yo sammich ready?! They always seem to fall after that.. Usually several times in a row... Lol

lurking21 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:12

Dude OP, you kinda sound like a bitch. This seems more like an f your girlfriends life, afterall she's the one with the broken ankle. You're over here pouting cause some random nurses who don't know you or what actually happened question your motive, you can't blame them for being objective. Can you imagine the kind of stories they have to sift through in the ER when accidents occur just to get the truth.

sinnedrebel 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 13:22

posting your cover story on FML will still not make the judge believe it either, stop biting and pushing your girlfriend down the stairs when you fight over last piece of meth.

CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 15:17

Pushing people down stairs is tge only way! End the Zombie Virus!

IamAnkou 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:15

Been there done that, course my ex wife had a broken wrist and two cracked ribs after she crashed her 4 wheeler. The police actually interviewed both of us! I couldn't stop laughing at the cop......he didn't see the humor....