By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
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BrandonG_fml 0

Horton hears domestic violence.

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green_eyes124 0

Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )

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redbluegreen 40

Are you sure it was her "friend" that bit her?

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stronghand0331 17

No. It was her kinky, sex slave of a lover. Home girl's a cheater

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XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

aww that's so cold, some ppl (most ppl) r such bitchs!

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1personinthiswor 0

Aww, that's so cold. Some people (most people) are such bitches!*

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DeathShad0 1

Vampires? You guys don't understand the severity of this FML. There's a zombie outbreak happening this very instant and you're all joking around.

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DocBastard 38

Haha! You dumbass. You think zombies are real?? How stupid can you bzrmphmmfsatkk

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teogaga 3

girlfriend by day, vampire by night

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Gloritank 8

If you believe in Jesus, you believe in zombies. he rose from the dead.

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Honesty4U 0

Win! Sounds like the start of an outbreak to me! :)

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ImOutsideYourWin 0

57- win. Also I'm cathlic and very scared now.

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stevenmx86 7

I agree it's kinky... Her friend biting her on the leg..

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bloodyfreak_fml 4

Unfortunately medical providers are bound by law to report any signs of abuse. They can be arrested if they don't so if a case comes in that might possibly be abuse then they have to investigate it a bit further.

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InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

bla they're just man haters, they hate you regardless if you did it or not, just even more if you did..... you have a penis so lose lose situation bro

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varkey 7

her friend... bit her? wtf

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iheartglasses 0

Haha it happens :) But what counts is that you were being supportive and you and your girlfriend know the truth :)

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MelPru 15

That kind of sucks but at least you and your girlfriend know the truth.. that's all that matters.

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