Love: Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for...

By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By tutusaurus - 28/08/2012 14:16 - United States - Salinas

Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML

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By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I got dumped a few months ago, I wrote a love letter to win her back. Romantic, right? She didn't think so. She called the cops. Now I may lose my job and my pension, and have to start life over at 40. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Monday 6 May 2013 18:56

Why would you keep that ?

Pleonasm 35

Monday 6 May 2013 18:57

YDI for having it somewhere she could find it even though you are back together. A place in your life like that should be put behind you unless you hadn't moved on from that part of you that didn't want to be with her. If you did want to be with her and were attached to the letter still, you should have known to get rid of it lest this happen.

Comments

Jelbeztok 17

Monday 6 May 2013 19:08

You're always supposed to throw those out after you write them.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 6 May 2013 19:08

You could write a letter explaining why you would work out.

Ambient25 24

Monday 6 May 2013 19:09

If he had such good reasons though, why did he get back with her in the first place?

neeni88 23

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:29

Love. But sometimes love just ain't enough...

Enslaved 36

Monday 6 May 2013 19:17

"Just a waitress?"

gracehi 31

Monday 6 May 2013 19:21

And the other woman he was seeing at the time wasn't Rachem, so he went with the waitress.

debbster7 18

Monday 6 May 2013 19:21

If its really that good, then you should reread it to get over her.

MrConcise 34

Monday 6 May 2013 19:22

And this is where you channel your loneliness to become the most convincing heartless lawyer in existence. When you're loaded, you'll have grounds to convince her to come back to you. Of course, you can kiss your competitive edge goodbye after that!

perdix 29

Monday 6 May 2013 19:22

Make her give that letter back to you!! You need a template to write your next letter morally supporting yourself. You shouldn't have to start over from scratch.