Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 01:44 - United States - Waldorf

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By NAT - 03/01/2016 16:15 - United States - Gaffney

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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By Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood - 09/12/2013 05:52 - United States - West Bend

Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML

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By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Loughborough

Today, my daughter found a bag of googly eyes I'd bought for a craft project I'd completely forgot about. She spent the day sticking them on random objects around the house. I now have a microwave that looks like it’s judging me for using it too much instead of actually cooking. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML

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joshiepo0 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:52

I would not like it Sam I am.

mrbattleman 10

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:52

Sounds fun to me.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:43

Is she using the liquid kind? I can only ever find the paste kind now and I don't like it!

Heythereguys 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:48

the pastes are more healthy they lack many of the carcinogens that the liquid ones have.

dancinwookie 21

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:54

You're gonna be crapping rainbows for a while...

eoko 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:56

I don't see how this could be either a YDI or FYL. She's cooking you food, so get over it.

chanellgymnast 17

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:15

Are the eggs and ham green?

_W00H00_ 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:16

Just wait. It'll turn your poop colors.

_playswithfire 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:22

but that's awesome :3

hplover7 11

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:38

I don't really see how this is bad? Get over it, people have way worse problems than their girlfriend making them colored food

_Burnett89 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:42

Sounds like a pretty cool girlfriend to me on the bright side at least she cooks

Paperclypse13 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:50

She is having fun! Participate in her joy!!!

EvilUndead 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:13

You have a girlfriend, she cooks for you, and her cooking is edible. ... So, where is a problem? Stop complaining and enjoy it.

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Oh no, the humanity!

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