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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 914
You deserved it 194 496

Top comments

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

Comments

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

I hope she told your girlfriend. fyl? HAH you just SUCK. How could you cheat? Let alone on your extremely pregnant girlfriend? She deserves better.

lucy901130 0

YDI --- you are a complete and utter BASTARD. I hope she finds out, leaves you and find a REAL man that will love her and her child. Being able to breed doesn't make you a man, looking after your family does. That includes not sleeping with everything that breathes!! Dumbass...

You deserve it, due to sheer karmic backlash. You also deserve all the horrible comments directed your way, because you posted about it for public appraisal. If I were you, I'd stop wasting my time seeking sympathy in a place where there is none and start grovelling at your girlfriend's feet (in between baby raising). You won't be able to make this better but at the very least you can attempt to be less of a ******* in the future.

It's posts like these were u just want to reach through your computer and beat the living shit out of the poster!

You disgusting pig, I hope she leaves you !

DaniAngel 7

First and last child with this poor woman. You completely deserve this for cheating on her. If you truly cared about her AT ALL, you would've been faithful and got familiar with your hand.

People like you make me want to vomit and consider mass homicide. I'm not the greatest guy, but you are a truly awful human being. You expect sympathy, really? When a person consummates a relationship, they make a promise to only do that with each other. You knew she was pregnant, you ugh... On the subject of one night stands, go **** yourself. That's trashy beyond belief. I wish the ETs would come back and experiment on your dumbass.

Nurses are hot and ready to party!

i would'nt say f your life, your a douche. f your girlfriends life though.