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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 914
You deserved it 194 496

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Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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kandi_kid69 15

OP, you deserve it and I hope she told your girlfriend. Learn to keep your dick in your pants. Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend is unforgivable. Douchebag.

I hope horrible things happen to you. Now and for the ray of your Pathetic life, I hope she takes your child away and you're never allowed to see the child

people like you are the reason phrases like 'put something on the end of it' exist. i understand having a baby is a huge commitment but you should have thought of that before you didnt use contraception. you should have talked to your gf and explained how you were feeling instead of going out and shagging some random girl. this is why (in my opinion, no nasty comments please) its better to get married BEFORE having babies. but im just old fashioned i guess

Guys like you are the reason I have trust-issues. I hope you got what you deserve and I hope she'll be okay.

dude you rock I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one who has done this, but I got ya beat on the OP.....I did the nurse in the bed next to my wife after she just finished breast feeding my son and they fell asleep. lmao it was the hottest sex I have ever had. I'd rate it 10 out of 10, next time try that.

**** both your girlfriend and child's life for having a bastard like you in their lives!

Starseekers89 5

You are the biggest asshole mate! I hope your girlfriend leaves your sorry ass!! Wanker!

doesnt matter had...(gets tasered) voovoovovovovovovovovovovovo!

Starseekers89 5

You are the biggest asshole!! I hope your girlfriend leaves your sorry ass! ******* Wanker! You will end up a very lonely person and you will deserve every little bit of it.