Love: Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection.... - FML

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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Top comments

nhi1221 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:15

That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:18

Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...

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sarahbevan20 11

Sunday 3 November 2013 18:18

Damn

xAna305x 6

Thursday 7 November 2013 21:20

Dump her. Asap

platinumbarbiexo 6

Monday 21 April 2014 1:25

Drop dat hoe

MrCommunism 19

Monday 13 July 2015 11:28

did she say what kind of PDA? Some schools will give out detention for simply hugging someone.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 November 2015 2:06

A lot of schools have hugs under PDA.

KrazyKatz333 15

Monday 8 August 2016 1:00

What did she do? A lot of the comments are saying she could have hugged someone which is ridiculous. Do you guys actually get in trouble for that? In my school people avoid making out in front of teachers out of respect and two girls got in trouble for holding hands in class ( probably because they were getting very giggly about it. They're just friends) but we can hug whoever we want.

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Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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