Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project......

By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By BluBaller - 06/04/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML

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By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:59

you tried to hard..;(

Howljerk 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 9:05

Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.

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Falken45 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:05

lol she wasnt thinking of ya and is not into you!

chkchkboom71 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:31

hopefully history doesnt repeat itself .... but if it does.. I'm Soooo getting a dinosaur.

acm309 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:09

so what? save fml for real life sucking moments.

Morpheus414 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:42

Easy A. XD

Asilum 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:53

whiipp it up babyyyy make it for me ;)

SLWatcher_fml 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:32

Sounds like your sex life is....History

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:47

YDI for not keeping her mind occupied.

bostonimann 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:59

You obviously are not very good.

uroborous 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 17:15

this is a good thing, it means that she will keep having sex with you so she can have more good ideas.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 17:36

Wow hoss, you need to step your game up. Way up.

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