Health: Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 21:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling around. I had a terrible migraine, which she knew, so I asked her to stop because it wasn't helping. She then yelled at me for being "ungrateful" and "selfish", and accused me of secretly being gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 23:00 - United Kingdom - Barking

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for the night so she could calm down. All I did was suggest her headache might improve with paracetamol and a nap, as opposed to the burning sage stinking up our bedroom and the crystal wand she had pressed against her eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 20:00

Today, in the middle of one of the worst migraines of the year, I asked my wife if she could kindly stop trying to tell me about the latest neighbourhood gossip at 130 decibels. Cue her loudly nagging in my ear about how I’m mean for not wanting to spend time with her anymore. FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:27

Just because you had a migraine she accused you of all of those terms? Good gravy.

GemmaStyles 14

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:28

If anything, she's the selfish one.

Comments

DarthVader77 9

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:02

You could not get it up? Sex cured me of all sorts of illnesses. As for the gay part it is way too much, but are you really attracted to her? It seems that she is more into you than you into her

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 12:45

Do you know what a migraine is? And how debilitating they are?

hienzburgess 9

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:05

you should've given her a migraine

DJ_Lyons 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:14

She sounds like a keeper...

olpally 32

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:20

Wow, where do I begin with this one? She's the selfish idiot and being a twat waffle about this. Probably gave you more of a migraine trying to keep her off you. Geeze. Migraines suck.

wooddelilah 5

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:28

Get rid of her! From a chickadee.

TogeBara 12

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:30

1) Your gf is a jerk for yelling at you while you had a migrain. 2) Even more so for calling you those nasty things. 3) Sex releases endorphines which will lessen the pain of headaches/migrains. Both for men and women. 4) The secretly gay thing stems from somewhere. She has either had someone do that to her (turn out to be secretly gay that is) OR she has issues with herself and you are pushing that button by turning her down.

TogeBara 12

Saturday 14 September 2013 20:57

why my comment got downvoted I have no clue, it is logical and realistically plausible....

fightingfu 5

Saturday 15 June 2013 7:08

Obviously PMSing

vanessa09865 23

Saturday 15 June 2013 7:10

I know migraines are worse than headaches but having sex lessens the pain.

daddywarcrimes0 4

Saturday 15 June 2013 7:11

You are gay

natheitz 23

Saturday 15 June 2013 7:40

Migraines suck. At the risk of annoying some people, seriously, try taking magnesium and riboflavin supplements. It has reduced the number of migraine I get so much. It's worth a try for you.