By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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valnar300 4

"You may walk out with that rack, but I paid for those and now I want my **** back!"

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Well she just sounds peachy. Dump her selfish ass, OP.

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kaylizs 20

Tell her to get her own ******* job, wtf? Gold digging bitch

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kkmj 2

If she dumps you take her to court and sue for the cost maybe? Seen cases won for shit like that before

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Ideastogetback 11

Put thumb tacks in her bra so the next time she wears it... POP

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LyricaSilvan 29

I'd have kicked her out of the car and said "good luck. Maybe you'll also be able to get said guy to give you a ride home, bitch."

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PhoenixSenpai 11

Wow! What a self-centered bitch! Really sorry OP.

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