By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 034
You deserved it 21 543

Same thing different taste

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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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carped u obviosly fail completely it's tru dat, NOB

victoria4161993 0

how bout you date a girl with real boobs??

_GODZILLA_ 0

She's a stupid bitch, then.

You should have ripped them off and shoved them down her throat. Stupid *****.

Poyzinblud 0

A little pro-tip, buddy: if she's looking for new ****, she's not looking to get them for you. She's already got you with HER ****, and now with bigger ones? She's just casting out those DDs into the dating pool and trying to reel in the next sucker.

That sucks dude. But you're kind of a moron. Did she convince you to get her the boob job, cause if you wanted a woman w/ bigger boobs you should have just gone out and found someone w/ natural ones. The jokes on her though. Only douchebags tend to like fake breasts. Too bad you just lost several thousand dollars.

ya but it took 5 years haha still what a cow tho

TwinRoxas 7

You deserve better than a girl whose fake boobs are way bigger than her little brain.

courtbby 0

haha so the whole "eeew" to fake boobs? seriously, get real. it's part of life. if ur not happy with the way u look, u can get it fixed by a doctor.

I don't know why you would ever pay for something like that for a girl.