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carped u obviosly fail completely it's tru dat, NOB
You should have ripped them off and shoved them down her throat. Stupid *****.
That sucks dude. But you're kind of a moron. Did she convince you to get her the boob job, cause if you wanted a woman w/ bigger boobs you should have just gone out and found someone w/ natural ones. The jokes on her though. Only douchebags tend to like fake breasts. Too bad you just lost several thousand dollars.
ya but it took 5 years haha still what a cow tho
I don't know why you would ever pay for something like that for a girl.
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You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches
Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)