By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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bubblekat9 0

don't date a ****, and you won't have that problem

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lundo 3

never pay for someone elses fake ****

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liviebug 0

Boobs are expensive apperently you have a real job if you just throw money out like that

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gowzer90 0

hahahahaha u got hustled!! Dumb ****** went for a gold digga!

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Jenni_D 0

hahaha at the comment about him liking her for her... musta thought she was lacking in the titty department if he bought her some

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LeCorsaire_fml 0

dump the bitch in a heartbeat

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psycho_jugalette 0

take the fake **** back. it'd serve the b**** right.

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