By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Lolzords 11

Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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Brianna_Ray 23

I cringed after reading this! Fyl

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hippodankamus 22

Jeez, OP, that must've hurt like a bitch. Sorry :(

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

It must've hurt a whole lot worse if your nail came off.

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xSen_fml 8

Happened to me 3 days ago. Split that babe right open and lost blood. Lots.

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charlieangel1719 5

Hey I've been in the same situation I was drying off after a shower and snagged my toenail ripping it off of my toe right down to the cuticle. I'm still trying to grow that toenail out.

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justwillie62226 4

hey... ya got 9 more ... right? ateast something to be happy about

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txangul 15

that most certainly does not a pansy make! OUCH!!

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