By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Lolzords 11

Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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christa953 12

gross. and 68, that's nasty

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xxxbooxxx 16

lol :) I call my boyfriend a pansy :)

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FreakingFYou 13

I feel for you man. losing a toenail sucks.

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rdvfyubuyg 1

HAHAHAHAHA. Nope not funny at all…

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blah93 4

My big toe suddenly hurts

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LeaderClair 4

It makes my toes hurt just thinking about that happening to me.

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Attica 20

People saying it doesn't hurt to lose a nail: why do you think that shoving reeds and such underneath nails is an act of torture?

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nikazone 0

Your kind of a pansy since you didnt knock granny out and **** your gf while her grandma was unconcious. And then tell her grandma shes a pansy for passing out for bitting her tongue when she woke up....

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