wow the stupidest stuff seems to happen to us men when we are with the girlfriend we may have at the time. shit happens man, you should go up to grandma later. "hey, want to see my scar on my toenail. i did this in your stupid doorway because you have the special one for old people."

Ask grandma and your girl out for a fun night of bowling. When picking out a ball, find a 16 pounder, accidentally drop it on grandmas foot. While she is screaming in agony, tell her your sorry... and suck it up you pansy!

On june 3, I slammed my dad's truck door with my finger still in it. I usually don't go down and stay down, but i did. my nail got black and shit, and i think I actually cut it in half. I don't mean like down the middle or side, but like when you try to cut a hair in half long ways. Worst pain i've ever had, and i've had a kid shove my head onto a hardened steel locker before.

That happened to me once (stubbed foot, took off shoe, lots of blood, removed big toe). I was about five years old, so...yeah, I cried. Your girlfriend's grandma is a bitch.

Guess the door won, hehe.

Even if your leg was broken, you are still the one stupid enough to break it. YDI

Bitch

door-pwnage

Something like that happened to me before. I had flip flops on and a metal chair got stuck when I was trying to fold it so I kicked it intentionally with the bottom of my foot but ended up hitting my toe on it instead. I stood there in pain for a bit then just went on with whatever I was doing. It was either my friend or I who had noticed it but there was a pool of blood around my toe later and that's when I realized part of my toenail had been ripped off. :p

I agree with #9