Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house...

By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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Handle with care

By Bad day to be my toes - 08/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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Lolzords 11

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:11

Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:12

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:02

Yikes. I lost my big toe nail before too... Sore for a while, and not to mention everything feels damned weird against the top of your toe until it grows back. Nothing to get sick about, though, everyone. Seriously, not horribly gross... just weird.

Sherlock_Holmes_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:53

how do you "stand shortly?"

suzh824 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:35

My big toe nail was once ripped off by a heating vent. Theres a huge difference between losing a toe nail after it dies and turns black than having it ripped off by something and it bleeding. It hurts so much and there's really nothing that can be done about it except wait it out until it starts growing back.

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:39

Once the toenail on my left big toe just sort of...slid off. It didn't hurt, and the skin under it was already healed, so I still don't know why it came off. I didn't hit it on anything and my toe didn't hurt before so I know I didn't have an ingrown toenail or anything... *shrug*

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:46

Also, once a neighbor's pitbull bit my dad's thumb and ripped his thumbnail off. The site of the raw soggy skin underneath was nauseating.

youthink_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:44

maybe she just thinks you're a pansy, stubbing your toe or not.

LBUJenni_18 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 6:49

I got dizzy from thinking of that. 0___o I felt like I was gonna faint... -shudders- eewwaaga!

petaydough 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:36

ouch.....

icantellu 7

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:47

OOWWWWW!!

Hawk3487 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:58

I've lost my toenail like that b4.. only i didn't stub my toe, but was at work and pulling my cart full of water bottles (can't push, one of the dipshitty rules) and for whatever reason, the front wheel ran over my foot. (i know, i deserved it). hurt like hell! good luck walking, driving (if its ur right foot), putting on socks and shoes... even taking a shower is painful cuz the water lands on the toe and that skin is MUCH more sensitive. Took almost a year for the nail to grow back fully. Hope you went to the doc for that.