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She knows...
49 - Please be joking.
That won't happen until December 21st 2012.
It should have happened yesterday, YOLO is getting an education to do what you love in life while being successful, not, "I only have one life to completely waste!"
She can sea the truth. Water you going to do?
It's a joke.
Maybe you jokingly gave her false information about sea turtles and she found out by being embarrassed in front of her friends?
Sea turtles mate. Isn't that how you you were planning to escape a horrible relationship? Tie together the biggest ones you can find an get off the deserted island?
He's got to use his back hair to make a rope, though. That's gotta be rough.
"Human hair... from my back."
Captain Jack Sparrow? Is that you?
Give her chocolate. She sounds hormonal.
What do ****** and turtles have in common? When they're both on their backs, they're screwed. Maybe that's what she know? ***Gotta try and be PC :P
o_O?! I think it's time for you to be sleeping with ONE EYE opened!
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I'd shut up next time.
Tell her that you know about the crabs.