By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 01:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML
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Kyle225 3

Da fuq did i just read?

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iseyixes 18

Hopefully around the same time they stop saying YOLO.

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littlemsweirdo 12

When we stop creating stupid reality shows.

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klovemachine 24

14 = funny :D that phrase shall live on forever! YOLO

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mario2012 18

That won't happen until December 21st 2012.

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sens3sfailing 24

It should have happened yesterday, YOLO is getting an education to do what you love in life while being successful, not, "I only have one life to completely waste!"

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unknown_user5566 26

Alan- When you start modding every person who says it. Or better yet, when you or Sirin start messing with their comments (wee-woo)!

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klovemachine 24

Ah yeah 14 :) YOLO (stop deleting my comments :P #48 is missing)

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klovemachine 24

Da fuq :( stop deleting my comments :P YSOLO

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FlyingPie 17

She can sea the truth. Water you going to do?

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SApprentice 34

I think she was just krilling time, shorely she's not really such a beach. I doubt she was mean on porpoise, shell sea the error of her ways.

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TADspace 30

Maybe you have an alternate personality that has a Sea Turtle Circus?

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Tzofi 11

The first rule of the Turtle Club is: You do not talk about the Turtle Club. ...but she knows...

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afropuffjake 9

Maybe you jokingly gave her false information about sea turtles and she found out by being embarrassed in front of her friends?

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sirlime 1

Sea turtles mate. Isn't that how you you were planning to escape a horrible relationship? Tie together the biggest ones you can find an get off the deserted island?

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Senseless_487 29

He's got to use his back hair to make a rope, though. That's gotta be rough.

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titibug823 11

That just made my day!

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annie_nk 22

Give her chocolate. She sounds hormonal.

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Enslaved 36

What do ****** and turtles have in common? When they're both on their backs, they're screwed. Maybe that's what she know? ***Gotta try and be PC :P

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jollyton 10

o_O?! I think it's time for you to be sleeping with ONE EYE opened!

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