Geek: Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her....

By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick

VVeetard 8

Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

take hold of your balls before they fall off

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zeta24 0

Monday 23 May 2011 14:53

it was the right move to dump her! she cheated in him!

loudema 5

Monday 23 May 2011 15:06

ROFL. I don't watch Glee but you caught me off guard with your post. I feel your pain

jakiwi 0

Monday 23 May 2011 15:11

You're certainly not alone at least -.-

owen1248 0

Monday 23 May 2011 15:16

Lol. my sister made me watch that show. and it actually wasn't that bad...

Killerturtle 11

Monday 23 May 2011 15:18

six hours? you really liked it, didn't you ?

lovecookie1 1

Monday 23 May 2011 15:26

woooo!!! GO GLEE! RACHEL FINN=LOVE

Lulicah 3

Monday 23 May 2011 16:12

I wouldn't mind watching six hours of Glee. it's one of my favorite shows!

lulzworthy 3

Monday 23 May 2011 16:21

Get a new girlfriend you hopeless loser.

sima430 1

Monday 23 May 2011 16:28

u mad at Finn!!!!!!!

holagranola 15

Monday 23 May 2011 16:30

so, now do you understand why your family didn't come see if you were alright when you electrocuted yourself ?

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