Geek: Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her....

By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By baddormgirl - 19/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick

VVeetard 8

Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

take hold of your balls before they fall off

Comments

dufelbag 0

Monday 23 May 2011 20:30

NO LIFE

IceMetalPunk 2

Monday 23 May 2011 21:07

Is that you, ShadesnFades? Anyway, Glee is a good show. Yeah, FYL for watching a good show because of its undeserved stereotypes. Psh, insecure much?

rebecca__bitch 0

Monday 23 May 2011 21:08

i love finn lol

Btreasure 8

Monday 23 May 2011 22:15

no I don't like finn and Rachel as a couple I'm glad their no longer together. GLEE IS AMAZING!!

emmanizzer 6

Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:25

actually they JUST got back together tonight bitches!!!!!!!

RawrNom 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:29

ahhh glee is cool :) everyone likes different things so it's not a shit show, some people just think it is. :) you are awesome aha

foost 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:47

glee's the shit :))

totaler166 12

Monday 23 May 2011 22:55

Alright buddy, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to confiscate your man card for this.

Jeremy0614 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:04

what's wrong with glee. lol

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 23 May 2011 23:38

Finn is a douche. Ever since he made a comment about Rachel's boobs being too small, I haven't trusted him.

2justinbieber7 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:00

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, during my staff Google Meet conference, I forgot to mute my mic when I joined and I was still listening to a true crime podcast. I started to notice people's confused looks and realized they were all hearing the details of the bodies found. FML

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Today, we had a new babysitter coming over to the house and my kids were a bit anxious, so I asked her to send me a message telling me how it went. At around 10, I received a message saying, “it’s going alright. Both kids are in bed.” I have three children. FML

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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