Geek: Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her....

By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick

VVeetard 8

Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

take hold of your balls before they fall off

Comments

mikemalk123 0

Monday 23 May 2011 12:25

embrace it man, at least you got something in common with your girl

bvbsoldier 0

Monday 23 May 2011 12:52

HATE THAT SHOW.

skizzlerz 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:03

I would be angry about being angry about Finn. Rachel is such a bitch.

kmbry1 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:50

Rachel is soooo no a bitch...

Kenya72083 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:06

u suck, glee is awesome!

holygodthatshars 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:35

Glee is amazing!

ILoveTabz 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:36

HELP!

magerleads 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:42

r u kidding? glee is the best show ever and Finn broke up with Rachel like 3 times

ScuseMePrincess 2

Monday 23 May 2011 13:58

You can deposit your balls here. You'll earn them back when you're not whipped anymore. TBH, when I saw you talking about "Finn," the first thing to come to my mind was Adventure Time.

WickedPixie 0

Monday 23 May 2011 14:11

Rabbit punch your girlfriend for making you sit through six hours of anything you don't initially care about. The show itself is alright when you ignore the annoying-as-**** singing.