By iluvsu504 - 11/11/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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iluvsu504 0

this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

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Miso_fml 0

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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Macky316 0

ok, wtf is with all of the lesbian hate comments? This is the 21st century for crying out loud! There is nothing wrong with being gay. For all of you gay haters, stop wasting everyone's time saying that you hate gays and get on with your life! (no I'm not gay)

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sTejaski 0

Im gay. And lesbians are really ****** weird

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TallMist 32

Thank you for having some sense!

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ASA5G 2

i would have keyed her car.

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Mirelly13 6

what a bitch, how could you not know she was such a bitch until now?? take your ring and your hamster back, and tell her to **** off and tell her to find a guy who can put up with her bullshit

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sandman1126 2

hope u didnt let the bitch take them

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allanCapaldi 5

are you lesbians?

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danielleeycakes 3

How does someone een go about saying that.? "it's over, but can I still have the ring... oh, and your hamster too?" all I know is, the few times I broke up with the guy I just got it over with and left.

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lizzilla8297 2

well can she? jk

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ikilledbarbi3 0

Sterling silver is NOT expensive. She probably left you because you're cheap.

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TallMist 32

You should have read the follow up. OP makes less than 300 a month and the ring was 120 to her. So, yeah, I'd call that expensive.

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ikilledbarbi3 0

Sterling Silver is NOT expensive. You're just cheap. That's probably why she left you.

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