By iluvsu504 - 11/11/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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iluvsu504 0

this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

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Miso_fml 0

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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sTejaski 0

thats lesbians for you-either making a "statement"or beating each other up in drunken rages fuelled by penis envy. How dreary.

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Lisa89 3

that's why people should buy each other uberly expensive gifts...

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Quionic7 0

Smack that bitch and tell her to make you a sammich

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iluvsu504 0

this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

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thinis33 6

girl I am so sorry!! that sounds absolutely horrible. I wouldn't know what that feels like but I do know that she is an absolute bitch. I hope you found a better, nicer person to spend your time with :))

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tuna1827 0

that bitch is dumb give her nothing and tell her to eff off, she is just a waste of your time. i feel bad for you, just find someone else that deserves you.

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stridercab 12

Or you can ditch being a damn dyke and find a man...simple solution. Heh...I should start chargin for this kind of advice...

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

OP, sorry that happened :( You sound like a wonderful person. She doesn't deserve you at all. Keep the ring and the hamster! Cheer up!

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megatrontwo 0

The obvious response: Tell her that she can keep the hamster, but you wish for a few days to 'let go' of it. In that time, you train it to bite anyone other than yourself, then give it rabies. Once it has rabies, you give it to her, allowing it to bite her, causing her to contract rabies, teaching her a lesson for being an insensitive retard.

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