By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 023
You deserved it 11 617

Same thing different taste

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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

kwbuzz23wk 0

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The kids were under 14 when they started dating. Their parents didn't give them enough freedom that they could reasonably look at ****. They were popular enough to hang out with the cool kids, but not attractive enough that anyone would sleep with them. And because they're in Texas they never received any human biology or sex-ed beyond "sex is ok as long as there's exactly one dude and one or more chicks, but only during marriage". As a result, it never occured to them to try anything other than vaginal intercourse. Alternatively, fake.

monicamischief 0

i don't know any kid who wasn't sneaky enough to look at ****. and i suppose the 14 thing could have been true. but even so, they still should have had sex after two years, jesus. and 14 year old relationships hardly ever last two years anyway. actually, it might be fake. some kid just wants to feel good about his penis. wouldn't be the first time. i can't imagine someone actually FAINTING over a penis anyway.

JackDupp 11

i'm guessing a BJ ain't happening anytime soon

Fake! How could you be with her for 2 years, and you've NEVER seen each other naked? And even if that were true, you then decide to skip all other physicality and just go for sex? NO WAY

I dunno how people can expect him not to have sex with her. So what if she's unconscious, she was gonna do it anyway. What else is he gonna do? He probably scheduled his day around this. Plus if she can't talk you can do whatever you want to her with no complaints.

vag_fml 0

BiggLJ--Shut up, you're a total tool. LAME.

so wait a minute..... doesn't that mean your size impressed her? which would be a good thing right? =)

I don't think it's that surprising that the girl hasn't seen a penis before. The OP might be from a conservative society where abstinence only sex ed is taught and nude art is censored. I know it's definitely like that where I'm from =/.

BiggLJ... Thats sad. You want them asleep to get some? Wtf.. Thats not normal

It's great that you waited, but you shouldn't try to jump into things....give it some more time, and gradually progress.