By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

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kwbuzz23wk 0

sounds like a compliment

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slapper23 0

How was this not moderated?? Fainted?? From what?? did you hit her with it?

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newbieattech 0

hahahaha I remember when I saw my first penis... My boyfriend wanted to mess around and he just pulled it out. It was so gross I couldn't eat for three days!!! My mom made hotdogs for dinner that night, too! Don't feel bad, penises aren't the greatest thing to see (any penis, not just yours). May I suggest a blindfold?

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ackieja2 0

Wow. Whoever called this out as being fake, it could happen. The first time I saw a penis, I started shaking so bad that I demanded he take me home and kept shaking at my house fifteen minutes later. It's scary as hell if you're not ready for it. Props to you for waiting two years though. I don't think I could go two years without anything sexual, and I'm a girl. Lol. But really, you need to ease into it. Deciding to have sex is a BIG decision and it's a big jump, in my opinion, even from third base. Going from doing nothing to having sex isn't a good transition because it's likely she's not going to be ready for it. And really, I want to know, how'd you guys randomly decide to have sex when you'd never so much as shown her it before?

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Sucks2beYouxD 0

Lmao! Like how old is she? Virgin to the core? Not even a slight of ****?

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neurorot 0

#7: lovelove! oh that's lame. hearts don't show up in comments. |:

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vag_fml 0

BiggLJ is a rapist! *BiggLJ is a rapist!*

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Ravemaster7 0

To all the ladies here talking about how ugly penises are, take a moment to contemplate all the revolting vaginas that are DEFINITELY out there.

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livvyylou 0

#77 HAHA! OP: baby steps my friend, baby steps.

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Kitkatchunky 0

You waited 2 years? And then you still didn't get laid? FYL

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FoundManyLemons 0

That's ****** up, FYL. But YDI for skipping the dry humping and heavy petting too. If you had whipped it out with non-coital intent prior, poor dumb girl might not have been so freaked out. Use a rubber when you get to it. #215: **** you. #157: Fail for not even looking at a picture. You want to be your future husband's property, more power to you, but try to familiarize yourself with that one magic body part that you'll only ever see one of in your whole damn life so you don't just stand there confused and slack-jawed at your husband's wedding night boner. Might give him the wrong idea.

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