By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 023
You deserved it 11 617

Same thing different taste

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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

kwbuzz23wk 0

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LeCielNousAide 7

why do people think it's an FML if someone doesn't get sex after two years of being with someone? what's wrong with waiting? rushing relationships never turns out well...i know from experience, and this really great guy i plan on waiting until i know i love him with i know will be a good relationship. and this girl was probably just nervous....i'd take it a bit slower if i were the OP. maybe start with some foreplay first, to relax her a bit more and comfort her a bit.

jackinthebox7865 0

first off that sucks and second i'm trying to figure out if thats a compliment because of obvs reason or if it wasn't a compliment again for obvs reasons did u atleast get laid when she came to lol

doghouse334 0

honest to got bro...My gf basically cried when she saw mine... it was teriable

1- Sex after two years, FYL. 2- You've never had sex and waited through a 2 year relationship, FYL. 3- She fainted at how small your dick is, FYL.

IronysMe 0

ha yeah i don't buy that this actually happened..cute though..

sunshyne84_fml 0

everyone who says its sad you waited so long is wrong... its good that you guys have had a long relationship, that is, if youre happy good for you. and better luck next time you guys try talk about it with her

UsingLogic 0

Fact is, most people don't think much when they decide to have sex. How many girls end up giving their virginity to idiots who dump them right after? Or have sex for the first time when they actually don't feel ready to do it, just because boyfriend is insisting, and then dislike sex? How many people have sex with boyfriends/girlfriends, then regret it when they finally get married because they have nothing "exclusive" to give to the person they love the most? Not to mention all the people who have sex and are surprised to get a disease/pregnant. This girl waited 2 years and never attempted to see a penis somehow before deciding to do it? Come on. I'm sure you could even find pictures on wikipedia! I don't care how many partners people have, with who they do it the first time, etc. That is their business, not mine. But I sure wish they would think about it seriously before doing anything. Unlike what many people want us to believe, sex is not an unimportant, common thing. Sex is about letting someone access your intimacy, how can that be casual? Some people made us believe that sex is the same as shaking hands: a little thing, a natural thing, people do it all the time, and it has no consequences at all. But that is only true when it's done properly. And I'm not Christian or from any religion by the way. This has nothing to do with religious values, I am only acknowledging the fact that we all have parts of our bodies (and minds) that we'd rather keep intimate, and some people are not ready to give away their intimacy but unfortunately they do it anyway because of social pressure or lack of education on the matter. You know, when you are having sex, and for some reason it doesn't feel right, but you think you have to get over it because you're just making a big deal out of nothing? That's what I'm talking about. When I have kids and when they will be old enough to know about this, I will explain to them what sexual intercourse and making love really is. I won't tell them not to do it, but I'll make sure they know enough about it to decide on their own if it's right or not for them to do it. I want them to be aware of the social, moral and emotional meaning of this act, the risks, the consequences, the responsibilities...