By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

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kwbuzz23wk 0

sounds like a compliment

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justxdream 0

WTF? not a hj? or a bj? just decided to jump right in to sex? SWEET IDEAAA!!

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secret_fml 0

wow. that might not be a bad thing =] but..maybe you guys should do other stuff before having sex. it doesnt seem like she's ready for THAT exactly. yet.

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Majormaxo 0

Sounds like you got it made pal

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yeahitstella 0

How old is she? She was just really nervous. And more embarrassed than you are.

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ArtsySwag 0

Oh wow. Since when is it a bad thing to be in a relationship for two years, not having any sexual contact? I agree with #7. OMFG, the horror! What a crime has been committed! But lol. I would think she fainted because it was huge or something. If that's the case, definitely not an FML. Well whatever the reason, it doesn't seem like an FML. She'll stop fainting eventually.

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AG_Pennypacker 0

Wtf didn't she do sex ed or anything she must have seen a penis somewhere

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Luna_LoveIsGood 0

that's so sweet and innocent it must have been a big day for her and the fainting probably came from the nerves and excitement don't take it as an insult =]

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genius_man16 0

I think this all depends on how old you are. I mean if you guys are like 14 or something I could understand why she had never seen your penis after 2 years. If you were like 18 or something on the other hand.... FYL indeed. Although it could be a compliment of sorts.

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twirling_fml 0

Nah, don't feel too bad about this. Sure, it's not exactly a reaction to hope for, but she was probably just super nervous over the whole situation (adding to the fact that she's a virgin, presumably, unless she's done it before without ever having seen one). And of course they're not what you'd call pretty (though neither are female parts, really) so she was just shocked over the...initial unattractiveness. Give it some time and she'll most likely get used to seeing it and maybe even find it attractive. Or at least desirable. Good luck...

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kiteofnight 0

Seriously; 2 years of no sex? That's not ******, or sweet, or innocent, it's just stupid. Unless you are like, 13-15 years old, sex is a natural and integral part of any relationship. Can't believe it took you two years to get started. If it took you that long to figure out you wanted to have sex, then frankly you're either retarded, or indifferent to the other person hahaha.

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Nooneslooking 0

I'm fairly certain they did want to do it, but she wasn't ready and he respected that. Some people aren't ready a month after dating, also you don't know the situation so you shouldn't be assuming they're "retarded."

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