I don't believe this at all.

It's not a stupid action to wait #42. If you are so intrigued in just the sexual part of a relationship instead of just loving them. Then it really shows how much of a horny bastard you are.

Penises are not attractive. The first penis I actually saw was this drunk guy's at a party, (he had just pulled it out, right there, no reason, no warning) and I originally said, out loud, "Christ James! Where did you get that dead, bald gerbil?" He was like, "That's my dick!" and I said, " Eww! Well put it away! I don't want to freaking see it, and neither does anyone else!" He is still known as Gerbil Genitals.

People need to stop being so judgmental. I waited two years to have sex with my boyfriend and it's better to be absolutely sure you're ready for your first time than to rush into something you could regret later. All that aside, to jump right to sex is a bit much. Two years and she'd never even seen a penis? Ease into things a little! Start with a handjob! And at least she didn't laugh, right? I commend you for being patient with her. I know what it's like to have a boyfriend who isn't.

Really two years in a relationship and she's never seen your penis and then you guys decide to go straight into sex? Sounds kind of fake, but if it's not, try a handjob or ******* first. Might be better to ease into it

I WANNA BONE #71

What a moron. I was really nervous my first time as well, but I did everything in my power to stay conscious.

Odd that you two would immediately jump to sex, instead of progressing though all of the bases first. You're a dick for pushing her to do something she obviously wasn't ready for. Also odd that you didn't know how far she'd gone before when you've been dating for two whole years.

2 years and nothing sexual at all? I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE.

Oh man, you poor bastard! Nonetheless, I'd take it as a compliment. Look at it this way.....You laid her out with it before you laid her with it.