Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there...

By blaise - 13/04/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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You deserved it 49

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

Oh snap :|

22_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.

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Jwalline 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 3:06

Oh....bitch! :-(

stephanyk2 7

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:55

eight years? what a bitch.

Quatermain 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:38

If you can go 8 years without realizing you are the one she is cheating with then you deserve it.

xNiNjEWo 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:58

sucks..

Josiieeee 3

Friday 8 July 2011 20:38

Awhhhh. ):

woody768 0

Friday 26 August 2011 2:28

Eight Years!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Holy crap!

Enzo158 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:06

Holy shit 8 years that's awhile that sucks bro.

purple91 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 9:58

Ouch. It is rather impressive she managed to hide it for 8 years though...

Joey44 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 13:24

Oh! It took me a moment to get it, but that illustration is actually pretty funny. Good job!

Lintu_26 23

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:38

Awesome illustration ^^ but that sucks bad, FYL OP :/ some people are such trolls...you deserve better!

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