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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Michael - 13/02/2021 09:30 - Australia - Southport

Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML

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devaraja42 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:44

How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.

bob1124 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:45

I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.

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papertigers_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:15

wow. sometimes dreams mean something... but most of the time they don't mean shit. well, you're better off.

Kyorakyu 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:21

Tell her her dream was false and instead you went bankai Hollow on that dude. if she doesn't believe you then it's just a bullshit excuse.

mike1921 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:04

No more bleach for you....Seriously. I love that show but ....THe only reason you'd bring it into a context like this is obsession

JulzKay 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:27

That sucks, man! My mom was paranoid about me going to coffee anywhere she had never been, with the guy I was dating, because she had a dream that a guy and I were murdered in a coffee shop. o_O

juneping 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:30

i think you're pretty much better off without her. she seems like a nut case.

your_mother 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:32

YDI for bein a pussy

reneetim 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:34

that sucks, but she probably just needed a reason to break up and thats all she could think of.

HXCxSceneKidx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:41

Crazy bitch

judgeymcjudge 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:42

... Do you honestly believe that was the real reason? You're an idiot, dude. And really, I have to hand it to her - I think that is the most creative excuse I have heard of to date. Bullshit artist of the year award goes straight to her. Dumbass of the year goes to you if you think that she meant it.

marz88 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:00

Do you really think the OP believes her? And how do you know she is not a crazy bitch? The excuse really isn't that creative, just dumb and makes her look like a lunatic. He is probably thinking "Wow my ex did not even respect me enough/think I am smart enough to give me a real reason to break up". Dumb bitch of the year award goes to her, lucky I got out of a relationship with a crazy person award goes to him.

judgeymcjudge 0

Monday 21 September 2009 7:50

lol, she doesn't look like a lunatic, because no one in their right minds would actually believe it and she knows it. I bet she's off laughing with her friends about it right now. And if he does believe her, then he deserves the total lack of respect and the lie. If he doesn't, then he's just another boring tool who posted it on FML for attention instead of actually meaning it. Either way, he's a dick and she gets the win here.

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:46

"...Baby, why'd you leave me, why'd you have to go I was counting on forever, now I'll never know I cant even breathe It's like I'm, looking from a distance, standing in the background Everybody's saying, he's not coming home now, This can't be happening to me This is just a dream..."