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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Michael - 13/02/2021 09:30 - Australia - Southport

Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML

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devaraja42 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:44

How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.

bob1124 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:45

I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.

Comments

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:56

Whoa Whoa Whoa, hold up. Was it you're dream and you told her about it or her own dream O_o

Ranoona 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:00

hope you find a girlfreind who's not dumb.

btwilysfm 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:01

i'm so sick of fml's like this one. they're all the same. "my girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me because... (something ridiculous). FML" either you have no taste in people, or that person's only excuse to break up with you was a dream.

jaahn 5

Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:07

you're totally rifht

ellibits 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:01

You must agree, that's just a little bit funny.

kukopia 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:02

No I musn't.

kennythedude 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:04

That's hilarious, but yet the most retarded way to break up with someone.

JeremytheJackass 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:08

What a stupid bitch. Tonight, you should purposely have a dream where you are the one hitting her, and her new boyfriend doesn't stop you. That'll teach her.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:22

I can't believe you didn't fought that dude in her dream! You weakly girly man, you! But this isn't really a FYL or a YDI. I mean you should be thankful that you didn't have kids with this particular dummy. She'd probably pop it in the oven.

stoobo 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:25

I had something kinda similiar happen once but didn;t get dumped, my g'freind at the time had a dream that me her and another chick were having a threesome, she got mad and jealous at me about it when she woke up, the thing is my g'freind was bi-sexual and was previously two timing me with the girl in the dream in real life, I forgave her for that and had moved on but she still got mad at me for what happened in the dream. Women are effing crazy!

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:25

YDI for going out with a dreamer

kiit_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:26

You're better off without that special brand of crazy, so more power to you for not defending her. In her dream. That you had no control over in any way.