By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
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pjsr 32

That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

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possomman 10

Is that a bad thing?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

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Allornone 35

so talk. just talk seductively (or dirty) and bring the mood right back around again.

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RichardPencil 30

If you talk well enough, you'll get back to the hands in the pants thing soon!

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pjsr 32

That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

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ipodtouchgirl 21

I don't like people touching me without my permission and even if we were married I'd divorce my partner if they pulled shit like this

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worldclassrager 39

Early riser...but still that seems excessive to wake you up

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