By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
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pjsr 32

That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

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edmunson 22

Can't bell eve all the rude "kill her" types of comments. Talk to her, get over yourself, and LIGHTEN THE **** UP!!

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GhostFox 33

Not only are there not any comments telling OP to "kill her," the vast majority of the comments are polite if concerned or annoyed by her behavior. With good reason, considering that she was touching him in his sleep, when he couldn't consent, and did so for the sake of her own amusement. Maybe you should work on that allergy to human decency you seem to have there.

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crack229 19

iam sorry to say that you seem pretty not smart

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darwin333 11

Start masturbating, either she helps in some way or she doesn't. If she doesn't, finish and go back to sleep.

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HoodedDemon 2

Yeah! Double standards! If it were the other way around, there's a chance she'd report it. When you're asleep you can't consent.

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noonereally 6

Am I crazy if I want to be woken up like this?

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