Perhaps you have been reading a different FML, or you have a selective memory. Whichever the case, the FML says that "[he doesn't] think [he's] ever seen her eat ice cream." Go on, read it again. I DARE YOU.

But, what's the difference between having never seen her eat ice cream and not remembering her eating ice cream because he wasn't paying attention?.. 64 may have a point, though we'll never know

Yes, they have a point; however, the way the FML is written implies that he probably cared, and didn't just callously ignore his girlfriend's interests and/or tastes. Ya know? It is definitely a possibility that he was, indeed, "self-absorbed" and noticed nil, but it doesn't seem likely from my point of view.

so what your saying is that he DID stick his penis in her mouth without permission?

I agree with approximately 78% of your comment, but saying that it's "simple first date kind of banter" would imply that you would learn all the little things about a person on the first date, which is the furthest thing from the truth. Yes, you do talk about little things (that is, unless your date is a puppet), but it's like the lottery when it comes to things you discuss. Also, if you happen to be talking about or doing something completely different, it probably won't come up. For example, I wouldn't be discussing ice cream over, say, chicken penne pasta (unless we're gonna have ice cream afterwards). Sorry for being long-winded. |the kid|